tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570620288095829580.post4331981708831809891..comments2017-11-10T12:50:49.408-08:00Comments on Take off your Lance and Jacket: Lan$ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13630988182535936814noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570620288095829580.post-27450561753193301932010-02-03T17:38:45.115-08:002010-02-03T17:38:45.115-08:00Ruby Tuesday is also known for its excellent appet...Ruby Tuesday is also known for its excellent appetizers - specifically, the Four-Way Sampler (previously known as the Grand Sampler before their 42nd menu change to attract new customers and/or convince their oversight board they're attracting new customers). The Four-Way Sampler consists of a number of different foods. Despite its suggestive name, the four-way sampler does not involve sex, nor does it involve only four types of food. Rather, it includes food to please everyone: hot wings, fried chicken, southwestern springrolls, and mozzarella sticks (plus celery!). You also get three delectable dipping sauces - of course, this always forces you to figure out which food to leave out of the sauce-dipping ceremony. Tragic, really.<br /><br />Possible addition to Tha Crossroads:<br /><strong>The Alien</strong><br />This person generally has a different first-language from you, but you have interacted in some way before. While you both certainly recognize one another, you feel you must be overly nice because the other guy is from Africa or something. You don't know why, but he always gets a huge smile when he sees you - it's as if he can't converse with anyone else confidently. <br />POTENTIAL NOMINEES: Anyone from another country other than Am'ER'icka; someone who speaks another language better than English; Borat; anyone whose parents are immigrants, emphasize studying, and therefore make this person seem like they are trying to overcome social anxiety...all the time.<br />WHAT USUALLY GOES DOWN: You stop, say hello, and actually have a conversation that neither of you has time for. It's horrible, but both of you have these giant fake smiles on your face and there's no getting out of it. You grin and bear it, cursing foreigners everywhere for their natural awkwardness.Pickenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257885980151074878noreply@blogger.com