No. No. No. Yes.
I may not know who you are, where you're from, or what you did. But as long as you have a twitter, i'll love you.
wow, that was just an awful joke.
Reasons why you should get a twitter (in under 140 characters)
-The gems people come up with are just priceless
@RustyRockets (Russell Brand), on the England's goal allowed against USA:
Steve Gerrard "The whole team is behind Rob Green". In retrospect, that's a good place to stand.
No idea why carne asada is trending on Twitter in LA, but if BP fucked up carne asada some how, I'm gonna be fucking PISSED.
Adam Morrison has two NBA championships. I need his jersey now.
Can't wait for Vuvuzela hero to come out on the xbox.
@StephenAtHome (Stephen Colbert)
george w. bush has a facebook page. i bet he's clearing a lot of brush in farmville
-Even if people hate you more than the French soccer coach, someones bound to follow you
-Follow the people/things/events you want, and twitter becomes a personalized news source. about things you actually care about.
-If you ever want to show the world how awesome you are, link your shit on twitter and the twaddicts will be straight up on that kryptonite
-You get say idiotic things, and get away with it.
-You probably feel like a fat, washed up loser after spending 6 hours a day on facebook. Twitter is facebook on anorexia, so it'll help you lose weight
-You could follow Enrique Inglesias
-It is USEFUL. I set up an interview with DJ Jewboy (he makes it rain on the shiksa's) through the twitski
-I want to adopt that twitter bird as a pet. Its just the coolest. and its so blue
-Twitter just told me that Amanda Bynes retired
-People will automatically think you are much more interesting than you actually are
-The twitter accounts of Georgetown basketball players are just a wonder to behold. I especially recommend Henry Sims
-Like I said... third best*
Cool. Now go sign up. It'll be happiest day of mah lifes
oh, and follow me: @LanceSauce
song of the day:
Infant Sorrow: Bangers, Beans, And Mash
Awesome Sauce clip of the day