Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Vote on my new hairstyle.

In the words of bone-thugs, i'm at a crossroads. My hair is a bit too unkempt for my liking, so Russel Brandt tells me I gotta do something.

I'm going to Europe in T-3 months. They have sweet hair. Therefore, I should have sweet hair.

Plus, I realized this is about the only time in my life where I could rock an abnormal flow. If I enter the professional world I will no longer be able to, as they often discourage awesomeness

I'm not really sure which way to go. After having a discussion about this dilemma with one of my home-sizzles, they said "Why don't you just have people vote for it on your blog?"

Winner winner chicken dinner.

The Choices Include:


The Nate Archibald (Basically Current Style)

Quick Quip: Choosing this hairstyle is kind of like going to applebees. You know what you're getting.

Pros: This flow is a proven veteran . Its experience could work wonders

Cons: Yawn. More monotonous than Jeremy Iron's voice (Scar from Lion King)



The Fernando Torres

Quick Quip: If disney channel is so raven, this is so Europe

Pros: The addition of the hair band would be cooler than school children
Cons: Half of you may never talk to me again



Faux Hawk

Quick Quip: Do I go with axe styling gel to get some hair action?

Pro: Screams awesome dudester. Plus, people might think I'm more of a badass than I really am
Con: People might think I'm more of a badass than I really am

Shag haircut from Ashton Kutcher
Mop topish thingy

Quick Quip: Similar to current hairstyle, but more movie star.

Pro: This could potentially look sweeter than that escape Gwen Stefani once went on.
Con: Ashton Kutcher is the picture. Could get annoying


VOTES WILL BE ACCEPTED IN THE FORM OF COMMENTS. REASONS WHY I SHOULD/SHOULD'NT GO FOR A CERTAIN STYLE WILL BE HEAVILY CONSIDERED. CREATIVITY IS ENCOURAGED. POLLING WILL END AT 12:00 pm JUNE 7th.

11 comments:

  1. The status quo is boring. Since you put up the poll, you obviously want to change your hair.

    There's no way you would be able to maintain a faux hawk. I also can't see you using axe styling hair products or gel.

    The mop brings you back to the old 11th grade graduation picture. It also will be annoying when the long hair gets in your face and down your neck. You might need a headband....

    The clear winner here is the FERNANDO TORRES HEADBAND look. Never in your life will you ever be able to wear your hair like that. It takes no maintenance and is awesome.

    1 vote for fernando torres.

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  2. not the fernando torres and not the mop top.

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  3. faux hawk, because i wanna see you have one and im going to be looking at you quite a bit in the coming months.

    make your co-captain happy

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  4. Absolutely Fernando Torres

    Basically the equivalent of American flow in Europe...

    baller.

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  5. Anthony LifrieriJune 1, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Here's an option, go Walken and just push it back...

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  6. faux hawk or how it is now.

    if you wear a headband youll look like samantha the american girl doll.

    if you do the mop top then you might as well just attach a stick to the top of your head and take over the job of the cleaning ladies.

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  7. I never thought id advocate for this hairstyle, but after seeing the options you've listed, you have to go with the faux hawk, as you can't rock the headband, and the other 2 styles are basically the status quo

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  8. Faux Hauk. A nice medium between daring and conservative. If you want to be daring but risk looking like a jabroni, do Torres.

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  9. NATE ARCHIBALD

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