Dude, i drank so much last night. i'm so cool man. dude, i had like 12 shots and 9 beers. i'm the shit, dude. people that exhaggerate how much they drink are lame, man. they can't keep up with me. I'm a TANK.
We all know someone like this. For the rest of us, here's a nice little compilation of songs that could help us "get on their level."
if only we were that cool