eeesh. And we haven't even got to humans yet.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPSTER WHEN:
- Your jeans are tighter than your boxers
- Your earrings are bigger than your girlfriends (guy hipster)
- Your earrings are bigger than your boyfriends earrings that are bigger than yours (girl hipster)
- You go to Urban Outfitters to buy a "Shakira," only to realize that its not an article of clothing
- You wear argyle sweaters. over collared shirts. over argyle sweaters
- You hate justin bieber, yet have the same exact hair as him
- You loved the 80's and the 60's, but despise the 70's
- You work at a run-down amusement park
- When taking pictures, you NEVER look directly at the camera
- When you go to the library, you spend more time smoking outside
- You wear winter hats in the summer
- You stopped smoking weed because everyone else does
- You ride the subway for fun
- You quit Little League after a year, but continue to wear the hat. sideways.
- You have never been to your campus gym
- You don't know your natural hair color anymore
- If facebook wasn't so useful, you'd hate it
- Your school has a football team? sports? thats a thing?
- Stoops are the perfect place to take pictures that you convert to black and white on your mac
- You have headphones that are so heavy they stunted your growth
- you take adderall for fun
- A shitty apartment in Brooklyn is your dream home
- You wear plastic shades
- Passion Pit is too popular for you
- What the fuck is a Dell?
- Your belt gives off a stronger reflection than a solar panel
- "Shows" are your "scene"
- You wear two pairs of leggings at the same time (girls....wait no both)
- You've been using the same razor since you started shaving...and people are starting to notice
- You have a communist flag in your room
- Your cellphone is older than miley cyrus and the only reason why the battery doesn't fall out is because its up with construction tape
- Who is Miley Cyrus?
- "Emo" was sooo two years ago
- Your beanie baby collection is 250 and going strong
- None of your listeners have ever heard of 90% of the songs on your radio show
- You have a thing for Dr. Seuss Books. And Toy Story
- You are in a band, but don't have a drummer
- You have a degree from a small liberal arts school. in painting.
- You are more "edgy" than everyone else. deck.
- Holden Caufield is your idol
- Animal Collective. Enough said.
- You wear "legends of the hidden temple" shirts
- postmodernism (PoMo), fetishism, metrosexualism, IwearScarvesIsm
- You like bands with name like this! and that! and this?
- You once knew a republican
And in true fashion, i present the song of the day:
Twenty Two: Wakey!Wakey!
Plant or shine, Poso
(random hipster vocab)
***This post was inspired by "Look at this fucking hipster" http://www.latfh.com/ and "Hipster puppies"
http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/....Though they'd probably be pissed if I gave them any recognition. Someone might notice them....