Today's society is rather silly, and we all know it.
In that scary thing called the "real world," some people will do almost anything to get that ca$h money. True passion often takes a backseat to eight hour days of staring at a screen, sipping on below average coffee. The gig wouldn't be completely awful, but the dude in the cubicle next to you breathes louder and more nasal-y than this character:
The kicker? The paycheck is fatter than sum 41's lip
Ok, i'm not gonna say mo money equals mo problems. I want to make it rain just as much as the next guy. I just want to make sure you aren't closing any doors before you should, because most of them are locked from the outside. And yes, they are protected against alohamora.
Today we're going take a few of our favorite Hollywood friends and discover their true identities. No "shoulda coulda woulda's" required. Batteries not included.
The 26 year old still calls himself a kid. Clearly, he is going through an Identity crisis.
Up, up, and away? Man on the moon? This is a better fit than Ashton Kutcher in "The Guardian"
M Night Shymalan as the director of Bambi
A match made in heaven
Lil Jon as the spokesperson of a bad cell phone company
Can you hear me now?
Lindsey Jacobellis as a contestant on the show "Wipeout"
She would finally be able to capture that elusive gold medal....
Michael Cera as Mufasa
Strong, confident, and fearless Cera is perfect for the role. He screams King of the Jungle. Just look at that pose. Move aside, James Earl Jones
song of the day:
Can't Stop: Red Hot Chili Peppers
because in our own little right, we are all addicted to the shindig