The bagel store in my home town had green bagels on st fratricks day. I used to think they were the best things ever. Kind of like this thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSMNfCAfbI
Anyway, one sad day, I grew up. And then i realized green bagels actually tasted no different than regular plain bagels.
that was a sad day indeed. someone somewhere probably wrote a country song about it. but nobody really listened to it because only 4 out of every 100 people like country music.
Speaking of bagels, I have some riddles for you:
What kind of bagels do they sell at the airport?
What kind of bagels do they sell at the inflatable coin store?
What kind of bagels do they sell at the spicy grape farm?
What kind of bagels do they sell at drug cartels?
What kind of bagels do they sell at Ali Baba's cave?
(submitted by the esteemed Ari Khuner Haber)
What Kind of Bagels does 3oh3! eat?
Answers (in order): Plain, Pumpernickel, Cinnamon Raisin, Poppy, Sesame, Biali's
The last one didn't actually mean anything
Sorry for the short post. I have to go pretend to celebrate st. fratricks day. o'douls. thats an irish thing, right?
song of the day: be irresponsible and go drink